Wednesday, January 23, 2008

It was the best of times...

It would just be wrong if I didn't so much as mention the season finale of Real Housewives of Orange County.
It was a big lead-up to Laurie's wedding, which was so much prettier than I thought it would be, I pictured baroque gold columns with peach flowers...but I really thought it was all tasteful. How about the orchid clusters hanging form the trees, loved that!
ok, here's the lowdown on our ladies:
Tamra - wow. words cannot express how much her voice bothers me, she does need to grow up, so that was a good realization for her.
Jeanna - looking good! Divorce was the best
choice, give her a few more months and she'll be rockin'.
Vicki - so, so sad, that Vicky. Her jealousy oozed from every make up smothered pore on her face.
Laurie - great wedding, and I'll admit, I shed a tear when she met with her son & the psychiatrist, but please answer me this - is she a transvestite? Her face looked particularly weird last night, lips all askew and cheek implants higher than usual.
Quinn - ewww. yuck. The blonde wig and alter ego, Roxy made her debut I could not stop laughing, WHAT was that? Note to the producers: please find a new housewife! I cannot bare to look at that never ending cleavage for another season.
Joe - That was just unnecessary, I felt awkward and I wasn't even there. Que - everybody look at the sidewalk now - and...Go!

So very scripted, so very full of product placement, so incredibly cheesy, but you know I'll be back for more!


Calie Durant said...

LOL, I watch that show too and agree with all of your comments. Did you see they are starting one in NYC and in a few weeks?

amber {daisy chain} said...

calie - I'm ALL over the NYC Housewives, bring 'em on! If it's as entertaining as this was, I'll be sucked in as usual.

Erin said...

Ha! I had never thought about Laurie being a tranvestite, but now that you mention it, I just can't look at her the same.
I've already got my DVR set for the NYC Housewives. I also heard that Jo is getting her own show on bravo. Should be interesting.

Amy M. said...

I don't know what it is about this show that is so addictive!!! I agree with all your comments---especially about Vicki!!!


Ten Thousand Only said...

maaaaaannnnnnnnn....i missed this episode! hopefully i'll catch one of the zillion reruns.

SGM said...

Love this post! Gold columns and peach--that's what I expected too. :)
I also loved the picture you found--perfect shot of the necklace disappearing into Quinn's cleavage, never to be seen again.