Have you ever wanted to snuggle up on your couch so very much that you actually became one with it? Enter, the couch dress. Apparently, it's a dress, but big enough so that the bottom half fits entirely over and around your couch. Imagine that. And all for only $349 (custom fitting included, now that's a bonus), and 2 flower broaches are included. I'd give anything to see the look on Dave's face if he came home one night to see me wearing this, I almost want it just so I can see the look.